May 2013
oh, she's from philly!: pulpofiction: hermione... →
pulpofiction:
hermione granger the smartest witch of her age
hermione granger who in book two figured out that the thing turning kids into stone and killing other kids off was a giant fucking snake living in the secret fucking basement AND NO ONE HAD DISCOVERED IT IN A THOUSAND YEARS
hermione granger who was so smart and so studious that she traveled back and forth in time to learn...
janecrocker:
88th:
does masturbation count as exercise if so then yes i’m very athletic
when i was in high school we had to do exercise logs for gym credits in order to graduate and one kid in my school wrote that he masturbated 5 hours a week every single week and he got the credits because as long as his mom signed off on it it was considered valid exercise
he graduated high school for...
thepetewentzband:
jennesbian:
my-little-skyscrapers:
sting-like-a-tracker-jacker:
hazelgustus:
literallysame:
liam-gayne:
when you try your best but you don’t succeed
when you get what you want but not what you need
could it be worse
when you love someone
but it goes to waste
and the tears come streaming down your face
best post on all of tumblr, ever
^ you...
unbeliev-ers:
lickitungrapunxel:
noddin my head like yeah
movin my hips like yeah
this is what yahoo payed $1.1 billion for
dean-tacos-cas:
spookapple:
jackvessalius:
look what we have here
i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life
beyonces-butt:
I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair
acutelesbian:
I can never tell if I’m the biggest asshole to exist or a huge sweetheart because some people I care immensely about and would drop everything for them and other people I could punch in the eye for just speaking
clever-one-word-url:
GUYS MY 10 YEAR OLD BROTHER WAS JUST TELLING BE ABOUT HOW HE KNOWS EVERY GUY’S CRUSH IN HIS CLASS AND H KEEPS TRACK OF IT SO THAT IF A GUY GETS A NEW CRUSH HE GOES AND CALLS THE GIRL AND LETS HER KNOW. HE LITERALLY USED THE PHRASE “I’M IN THE BUSINESS”.
GUYS
MY BROTHER IS A 5TH GRADE PIMP
alpacamazing:
alpacamazing:
school pisses me off so much are you actually gonna evaluate my level of intelligence based off my ability to find the area of a fucking triangle oh my god
the next time I get a message saying ‘1/2 base x height’ i might actually murder you all do you really think I’m that shit at maths
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alltsunandnodere:
agayofgays:
I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT
THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT?
BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES
‘IMAGINE THE SKY’
‘HOW IS THE SKY’
‘TOUCH THE SKY’
IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT
YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.
imnerdyandyouknowit:
okaydoke:
if you should be studying and you know it clap your hands
*clap clap*
eriridan:
eriridan:
so i have two days of school left and my teacher decided to give us an essay, and i’ll p much be turning in this
thank
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The art of trolling...
sodamnrelatable:
infinitylooper:
Something to think about:
The Earth is 4.6 billion years old. Let’s scale that to 46 years. We have been here for 4 hours. Our industrial revolution began 1 minute ago. In that time, we have destroyed more than 50% of the world’s forests.
This isn’t sustainable.
larrysshowersthatarebritish:
worldfamousprofessor:
spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
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thefaultsinourself:
densofaxis:
the swim team at my school was able to slip in “we go in hard and come out wet” in the yearbook and the yearbook people didn’t realize it until it was too late so they put stickers over that part but everyone’s taking that shit off
that is beautiful
