andwereallwevegot:

“I have lived a long life, and I have seen a few things.

“I walked away from the Last Great Time War. I marked the passing of the Time Lords.

“I saw the birth of the universe. And I watched as time ran out.

“Moment by moment. Until nothing remained- no time. No space. Just me.

“I walked in universes where the laws of physics were devised by the mind of a madman.

“I have watched universes freeze and creations burn.

“I have seen things you wouldn’t believe.

“I have lost things you will never understand.

“And I know things.

“Secrets that must never be told. Knowledge that must never be spoken.”

(by request of onna4)

(via itslevilosa)

(via ouroborosrising)

captain-of-the-terranova:

“It is common for koalas to roam back to their home range afterwards and become confused to find nothing there. A worker noticed a koala had been sitting stationary in broad daylight on top of wood piles for over an hour.”

One of the saddest photos you will see this week. 

(Source: speakerforthetrees, via indecisive-wreck)

sassygaytrickstertime:

fuckingrecipes:

DIDN’T GET YOUR PARTNER A VALENTINE? 

UNDERSTANDABLE, BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO BUSY BEING A SEXY BASTARD AND SAVING THE WORLD OR SOME SHIT. 

NOW RINSE THE BLOOD OFF YOUR HANDS AND GRAB SOME SHIT FROM THE STORE, BECAUSE EVERY ASSHOLE DESERVES SOME ROMANTIC CRAP ONCE IN A WHILE. 

AFTER YOU RESTOCK YOUR SILVER BULLETS, SALT AND STITCH TOGETHER YOUR OWN WOUNDS LIKE A BADASS MOTHERFUCKER, BUY SOME RASPBERRIES AND THREE TYPES OF CHOCOLATE CHIPS. 

WHY THREE?

VARIETY, ASSHOLE! IT MAKES YOU LOOK CLASSY, LIKE YOU ACTUALLY TRIED, INSTEAD OF WHIPPING TOGETHER SOME BULLSHIT AT THE LAST MINUTE LIKE A FORGETFUL BITCH. 

SO GET YOUR MILK CHOCOLATE, WHITE CHOCOLATE AND DARK CHOCOLATE CHIPS. TRAVEL INTO THE WILDS AND COLLECT ONLY THE PUREST AND MOST SUCCULENT RASPBERRIES FOR THE PERSON OF YOUR AFFECTIONS. 

OR MAYBE YOU’RE MAKING THIS TREAT FOR YOURSELF, I DON’T FUCKING KNOW. SHUT THE HELL UP. 

NOW DELICATELY PICK UP A RASPBERRY, ‘CAUSE THOSE ASSHOLES ARE EASY TO DAMAGE. REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU PUT TOGETHER AN ARC REACTOR IN A CAVE AND BE A GENTLE BASTARD AS YOU PUSH THE CHOCOLATE CHIPS INSIDE EACH RASPBERRY. 

NOW PUT THE BOWL OF PERFECTION AND SHIT INTO THE FRIDGE OR FREEZER, DEPENDING ON HOW HARDCORE YOU ARE.

DON’T FORGET TO PRESENT THESE DELICIOUS LITTLE BASTARDS IN YOUR HAND-MADE SILVER CHALICE, BECAUSE YOU’RE A CLASSY ASSHOLE LIKE THAT. 

thank you karkat

(via dead-feferi)

lazyyogi:

Beautiful native american wisdom. I first heard this tale in a native american course at uni

(Source: zenpencils.com, via ouroborosrising)

ollivander:

what you need to know about face characters at disney world

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veganderthal:

memorymakesallthis:

magicbuffet:

vaccums:

rapeshed:

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

what  the hell oh my god

OH MY GOD

this is definitely a good reason to eat veg

(via lordoftheflygons)

jtotheizzoe:

This is the clearest lake in the world. And a very fine lake it is. Klaus Thymann captured this and other stunning photos of New Zealand’s Blue Lake, 95% as clear as distilled water. Its source is filtered by mountain rocks and it’s above the treeline, so it misses out on most runoff. 

Via The Guardian

(via caelestis-natura)

cybercum:

glitterweave:

what th efuck 

watch this please you will not regret it

(Source: kisu-no-hi, via rwbykerry)

hipsswayandlipslie:

damnnlyssa:

skeet-foxes:

Ok. I’m getting one.

yoshi ate a bee once

this has completely opened me up to the world of lizards.

(via jackstroubleinatanktop)